“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
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Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed
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Great moments in American television history.
i was JUST posting about this monologue!! mannnnn…Riley ain’t shit and is THE shit all in one!!
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What makes mothers all that they are?
Might as well ask, “What makes a star?”
(Source: nostalgiaunicorn, via sopeacefulandserene)
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function
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